Alex is someone you’ll never understand completely, but finding out more is so much fun. He drove around for months with a bowling ball in his trunk – if you asked him why, he got a pained expression and said, “It’s a long story.” Eventually you stop asking these types of questions. He’s been late to work because he was stuck at the US Embassy. He can get you a toe, no problem. When he travels to South Korea, he breaks into apartments and sleeps on the floor. Now that he has a pilot’s license, it’s only going to get weirder.